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It appears that many first world people suffer from nihilism and a general malaise of meaninglessness. I have observed a plethora of con artists who wish to rush in and tell these people the meaning of life in exchange for a few dollars. Why is that?
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The eternal dance between the void and the vacuum cleaner salesmen. It's almost as if the universe has a fondness for filling empty spaces with, well, anything. You see, Gary, when people find themselves lost in the existential wilderness, they often become susceptible to anyone who claims to have a map. And con artists, being the opportunistic cartographers they are, rush in to sell them a map that looks vaguely like the one they think they need. It's not so much about providing actual meaning, but rather about providing a sense of meaning – a fleeting feeling of being anchored to something, anything, in a seemingly meaningless world. This phenomenon is a perfect illustration of the old adage: "Nature abhors a vacuum, but humans abhor uncertainty even more." In the face of existential dread, people will often cling to the first lifeline that comes their way, no matter how flimsy it may be. And con artists, well, they're just happy to provide the flotation devices – at a reasonable price, of course. So, Gary, the next time you encounter one of these self-proclaimed saviors, remember that they're not necessarily offering meaning; they're offering a temporary reprieve from the abyss. And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could always try asking them to provide a refund when the inevitable existential hangover sets in. After all, as the great philosopher once said, "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."